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If I let you follow me, my dms are open. I don't see being @'d as an inconvenience. If you think I'd be someone good to talk to or who could help (unlikely as that sounds, I guess) I WILL respond when I am able to.

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If you're disappointed from #E3 why not try Goat Simulator 2019?

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it takes a lot of cleverness and honed skill to be succinct and punchy, not to mention it makes whatever your point is far more clear if you trim the rhetorical fat and get on with it. brevity is the soul of wit after all

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I made a reaction image out of a photo I took today of a Mewtwo plushie. I call it "Whenever I have to deal with cis bullshit"

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i say "just", im like 8 days late, its fine

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r/incels top post after gamer soap was announced:
Gamer Soap is just a conspiracy by the FEMOIDS to get you brainwashed into following their fucked up ideas of societal norms! Using gamer soap and showering is the first step to becoming and SJW cuck! Don’t do it!

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when other peoples hair smells of fun fruit scents its "cute" but when my head covered in ants after dipping my hair in various juices and jams all i get is "please leave this restaurant" and "you cant board this bus like that"

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Everyone talks about Atlas Shrugged but no one ever talks about its sequels, Atlas Said "Sure, Whatever" While Rolling His Eyes, and Atlas Promised He Would Put It in His Google Calendar but You Know He Didn't

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2019: The year we lactosed the intolerant

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Mutant Standard as a system font in Linux/GNOME!

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test poll

[ ] fuck
[ ] shit
[ ] horse piss
[ ] motherfucker

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if this is the hill i get eaten on, so be it

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Astral Gate Network

Astral Gate Network is a private server that I intend to expand over time to include other services like Pixelfed, Plume, and XMPP. For the time being it's going to function as a single-person server until I get comfortable with administration tasks.